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Billy Demotivational Poster


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Michael Hans

CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L



WHERES WALDO? - Here he is and now hes all mine

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.4/5
blogjob - May 29, 2009, 6:36 am
In my country it´s Walter
Christos - April 24, 2009, 7:12 pm
Yeh he's Wally in Britain!
Drenix - December 2, 2008, 4:51 pm
Maybe that's why we cant find him, damn cheater!
Ash - November 19, 2008, 4:21 pm
He's called Wally where i'm from too
Sam - November 17, 2008, 1:21 am
He's Wally in Australia too.
Amaterasu - September 20, 2008, 10:19 pm
Very strange. In my country they changed his name to Wally.


TAGS: facebook mommy billy shocking
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - November 18, 2010, 5:23 pm
LMAO! Beautiful.

THIS OCEAN - Other than the Atlantic and Pacific, Billy, you are my favorite ocean

HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS - all you need now is a ham and som pop tarts

TAGS: hillbilly christmas ham trash cans pop tarts
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by sean

Greeny - January 27, 2014, 8:05 pm
PCV - January 27, 2014, 1:28 pm
A little proof reading wouldn't hurt either.
CANADA - October 8, 2009, 5:17 pm
or a college christmas
James - October 8, 2009, 5:12 pm

HILLBILLY HIGHRISE - This Luxury highrise home could yours for the low price of a 30-pack of Miller and 2 cartons of Kools.

TAGS: hillbilly highrise miller kools
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

bozo - September 19, 2009, 9:08 pm
i worked with this guy. All he could afford after his divorce.
Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 8:22 am

HEY YOU - Go suck a nut

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.5/5

BILLY CORGAN - Original Angster

TAGS: billy corgan original angster
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by Sam

PixieStickNinja - January 22, 2010, 1:14 am
More like Billy Corgan: Original GIANT DUESCHEBAG


TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.52/5
DEMOS - January 31, 2011, 6:17 pm


BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed

TAGS: billy mays grave tombstone dead
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Thack

Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention WHORE.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
No, I didn't.

SHAMWOW - Buy this product...or I'll kill you like I did Billy Mays!

TAGS: motifake billy mays vince shamwow
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Surri-Sama

Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.

WHO - The hell is sasuke?

TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.94/5
stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 4:31 am
u just had to make a tunnel didnt u. u couldnt just make a comment like a normal person
Highlord - November 3, 2008, 7:22 am
some faggot from naruto would be my guess

"SON, CAN YOU PLAY ME A MEMORY... - Not really sure how it goes but it .... Hey, you don't have any clothes!

TAGS: billy joel
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by ughomer

THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.


TAGS: billy bad ass
Rating: 1.15/5

More motifakes by Mark

HEY HOMIES! - Wait up!

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.36/5
Nasty N8 - January 4, 2009, 7:48 am
They are just ignoring you because you are yellow. That's their way of keeping you down!!!

To those of you who hate fat people -

TAGS: billy the fridge
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by curlyrocks

Reality Lord - June 20, 2013, 4:27 pm

yay billy!!!

SHENANIGANS - It's a CHILD'S game. Now go back to 4-Chan

TAGS: you win billy i mean nancy i mean billy oh whatever
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:10 am
5 deeply confused lions posting from their Mothers basement.
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 12:37 am
LAdies and gentlemen... we have a winner! 5L!

KABOOM! - You probably should have bought some

TAGS: billy mays kaboom gun
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by mattb

LD0ne - December 21, 2009, 2:33 pm
na the capital of afghanastan is OHCRAPWESCREWEDUPBIGTIME
bOB cHIN - July 21, 2009, 5:06 pm
Billy Mays here with the revolutionary windshield shotgun. Got a nick, shoot it, got a crack, shoot it. Guy coulda sold $hit to a commodities trader in Chicago and told him it was gold.
Culos - March 31, 2009, 3:28 am
Kaboom? Isn't that the capital of Afghanistan?

LET ME ASK, AMANDA... - How do you feel about sequels? Lots and lots of sequels...

LONGPOSTER DAY - My favorite day of the month.

TAGS: longposter longfakes billy madison parody
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:53 am
LOL!! 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
jameson you say? 5L.....even though I hate longfakes...Thanks a lot Claire!
pzykosiz - October 29, 2010, 12:10 am
very nice. 5L's

COURTESY - is never out of style

TAGS: get to the chopper billy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

Faceplant31 - July 1, 2010, 4:22 pm
Very nice!


TAGS: not funny enough with thanks to billy madison
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:45 pm
I knew you meant "Not Funny Enough" but I was trying to work up the idea.... : |
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:51 pm
Sure, i think we can all benefit from the wisdom of Adam Sandler
Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:13 pm

ummm...V....can i use this quote ...for real...on a rejection?
GaryO - February 6, 2012, 9:22 pm
So this is what heavy, funny, scary looks like…. 5uperb compilation V
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 9:04 pm
I'll t5ke that as a 'No' :)


TAGS: billy madison
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 8:22 pm
hope is : I didn't read and went directly for the punch line (and now I'll read it :P )
Verdeckt - June 4, 2011, 10:05 pm
Ray.. now also short for Rayonte


TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.61/5

BILLY CRUDUP - is becoming a fat bastard

TAGS: billy crudup fat bastard
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Maccadinho

Billy Crudup - December 28, 2008, 2:09 pm
I have a man in Glendale does my fatsuits. He's a genius. And I work a lot.
Mica Mars - December 28, 2008, 10:53 am
That's freakin Jack Black dumbass!
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 5:10 pm
Billy Crudup USED to give me a semi. LOL *Do one troll.
energy - November 8, 2008, 11:51 am
you are a tunnel baiting piece of shit that lacks originality. please jump in front of a semi.

reintarnation -


TAGS: japanese rockabilly hokey pokey
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - November 28, 2009, 1:21 pm
Thank you.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:16 pm
Great one... thinking outside the box!

OK - I wasnt staring... BOOBIES!

TAGS: billy
Rating: 3.42/5

HILLBILLY VITTLES - I'm betting that's not the kind of fudge you'd want to eat.

TAGS: hillbilly vittles ho made fudge
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by homersapien619

phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:05 pm
Muy bueno GS...
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
I wonder what kind of can ho-made fudge is packed in?

I BET - She could crush your balls with her cheeks

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.25/5
I'd hit it - January 24, 2009, 12:33 am

EXCUSE ME - Do you have a dollar

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.2/5
EXCUSE ME - August 19, 2008, 1:38 pm
I'd take a cab instead of the 4:18 to Midtown.

TO HELL WITH YOU! - You time traveling demon!

TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.89/5
Nate - October 4, 2008, 3:50 pm
Just have it back here by 4:00 last thursday

DEEERRRRRRR - How should i know im retarded

TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.52/5
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 1:17 pm
You could be more retarded by including an even more pixelated pic, with text in it, and then just quote the text. Or make text that stars with "This guy..."


RULE 17 BROKEN - Be a Hero

TAGS: team fortress billy versus snakeman hero leroy
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Kamai

M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 11:15 am
Where will he keep enough ammo to effectively fire about 13 mini guns?? and other assorted weapons... oh well, nice idea though
Hremsfeld - February 28, 2010, 10:12 am
I think he's got the double tap covered, though...

(HURRAY FOR GENOCIDE) - Use a better color jackass

TAGS: billy
Rating: 3/5
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 7:33 pm
I'm all for diversity, but we don't need token ethnics in EVERY PRODUCT AND AD IN THE WORLD.

BILLY AND "THE OSCARS" - Marvelous. Absolutely marvelous!!

TAGS: billy oscars again
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

calvin5040 - November 10, 2011, 9:02 pm
calvin5040 - November 10, 2011, 9:01 pm
I believe this is his 9th time. So he must be doing something right. Bob hope is the only one that has do it more the Billy.
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:39 pm
Ummmm, No.


TAGS: lets see you top that billy
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 1:48 pm
Nuff said.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 1:34 pm
Yes it was until about the 3rd Qtr...that's when the celebrating started going real old school; Lets just say I was in rare form and leave it at that.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 1:28 pm
Sweet... that's old-school football watching there!!!
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 1:24 pm
Thanks Aggy and sorry about that; I feel asleep again. Ya we went to the "Big House" to watch Ohio State an Mich play. MrsBone stayed home (sick) and I didn't drive and I don't know how I got home..I'm sure I'll find out latter today.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:36 am
You've been putting out awesome stuff consistently, Bone... glad you've hit your stride... it's been good for tons of laughs!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:34 am
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 11:23 am
After yesterdays game, I can't believe I'm still alive...let alone make a poster.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:16 am

CLOSE YOUR EYES...IMAGINE - Jamie Foxx's nuts in mah' hands

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear


THE WORLDS GREATEST SALESMAN - He sold his soul to the devil, for only 4 easy payments of $19.99, R.I.P

TAGS: billy mays
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by mattb

Claire - July 20, 2009, 11:33 pm
Now who's going to make mediocre inventors money?
mattb - July 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
Truly a great talent lost to the ages, also some other guy died apparently, i think his name was jack michaelson or mark jefferson, anyways RIP
St.Lol - June 30, 2009, 10:30 pm
Gah... hes selling cleaning supplies with jesus now. RIP

THE LADIES - I know what they like

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.67/5
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 12:55 pm
So...OMGWTFBBQ then amirite?
Teku - April 27, 2009, 12:36 pm
Need to put him down. No teeth on top means dead cattle by next season.
Bulgy McPackage - July 2, 2008, 9:51 am
You're just horny. sigh.

AND ALSO - The most delicious

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.67/5


TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.5/5
Lukey1000 - August 12, 2009, 5:32 pm
Actually LogicDude, the crabs would just get bigger.
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:34 pm
Can you catch something you already have? Would that be like "Herpes-squared" or something?
BriaHere - June 14, 2009, 11:15 am
Carmen Electra just caught Herpes. And Paris got crabs. Sharing is caring.
Jmac0585 - May 11, 2009, 4:39 pm
Yeah, cause Carmen didn't get anything funky from Rodman...
Acey - May 11, 2009, 3:31 pm
Think the other is Carmen Electra...who now has Herpes
Nobody - October 30, 2008, 3:05 pm
One of them is Paris, so that automatically makes it "Not Hot."

OH SHIT - I can still see the picture

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.43/5

MAKING LOVE - To his tonic and gin

TAGS: billy joel tunnel combobreak and die
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Jackmcgack

moooooooooooo - June 6, 2009, 1:32 am
You couldn't be more right. I kinda feel sorry for them. But at least Mark and WTFO are two that can have a sense of humor aboot it sometimes. There are others here who are clearly obsessed and need immediate help.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 1:27 am
The Marks and WTFOs of the world get the same results, wars, benefits, pitfalls and victories as those of us who don't freak out... and the same outcome as those who don't even vote.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2009, 1:22 am
If you do change your mind about posting. You won't be alone in defending your posters.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2009, 1:21 am
I wasted too much of my life arguing with WTFO and Mark. To be totally honest I know very little about American Politics (or Canadian for that matter) and I don't care to. There should be a whole different site for that crap.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 1:18 am
I've decided against posting a couple of anti-politifake posters, as I don't need to become a lightning rod. But, I engage them occasionally for the humor. They're far too rabid.
moooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2009, 1:15 am
I'm with you on all of that. but i really only actively bash the political bullshit....I mean what a waste of perfectly good internets.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 1:04 am
I know, Mooooetc... being a former tunneler, I'm just a bit Nazi about it. Spelling, grammar, tunnels, politifakes.
moooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2009, 12:57 am
It's more of a "piano man" tunnel. that doesn't make it better though.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 12:07 am
(the "old man" tunnel)
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 12:06 am
Et tu, Airman?

I DONT KNOW - Lets ask the nice man on the roof

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.32/5

WHAT WOULD YOU DO - For a klondike bar? anything...

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.31/5
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 4:43 pm
It's funny, cus he wont get the klondike bar now, cus he's dead!!
Krissie - January 31, 2009, 11:28 pm
agreed...after an initial shock..i laughed my ass off.
Big daddy - December 30, 2008, 12:59 am
I'm an american and i thought this was hilarious
Tofurkey von Turkenducken - December 14, 2008, 5:49 pm
When you read motifakes, you have to be prepared for lots of crass insensitivity. However, the subhuman, steaming pile of excrement who created this needs a San Quentin assramming, which is probably what he dreams of.
Sir - September 17, 2008, 2:33 pm
maby 9/11 is the easts way of telling us to stay the fuck over here
Bacon - August 29, 2008, 8:35 pm
eady won.
Bacon - August 29, 2008, 8:35 pm
Nimrod, your name is true. The US isn't flattening ANY country. They are helping put democracy in those countries. Get some sense, d-bag. Just because you don't like America, doesn't mean they DESERVED 9/11. It's because of you that the terrorist have alr
Nimrod - August 19, 2008, 5:13 am
hypersensitivity, oh wait. they have none! Their all too busy fearing for their lives because of US wardogs and trigger happy marines.
Nimrod - August 19, 2008, 5:11 am
"hypersensitivity" is an understatement. What about the hypersensitivity of every country they have gone in and flattened for no REAL reason. I think those people may have a better understanding of that term. They know nothing. I want to hear about their
paul - August 13, 2008, 11:22 am
wrong - June 5, 2008, 8:13 am
it should read Klondike Bar - what would you do for it? anyways, nice one. fucking around with american hypersensitivity to 9/11 is great.
FUCK YOU - June 2, 2008, 3:59 pm
Choke on BALLS!

CHRISTIAN HILLBILLY - Explaining the world with fairy tales.

HOLY PISS - You should seriously kill yourself

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.13/5
mel - February 19, 2009, 12:04 pm
Holy Crap! They're continents?! Why wasn't I informed? -_-


ASSHOLES - Cant shut up and die

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.05/5


TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.03/5
Dum - August 21, 2009, 7:39 pm
Har har you american dum we azns make all the coolest motifakes with teh hentai and teh animes
Flat - May 21, 2009, 3:17 pm
Dude i am american.. thats the other dudes arm.. fuck off
fuxake - July 29, 2008, 7:40 am
omfg lololol people thought this was photoshopped? You guy's American much? xD
sven - June 30, 2008, 10:30 pm
HAHAHAHAHA wow whoever made this is a fucking retard
Tony - June 11, 2008, 11:42 pm
Lol, that's an actual picture... The guy second from the left ALSO has his arm out.
Reza - June 11, 2008, 8:26 pm
manatee - June 11, 2008, 2:12 pm
not photoshop you retard.

YEA - To bad he made it wrong

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2/5
Sir - September 17, 2008, 2:37 pm
he took the picture in the mirror so you can only read it if you can read backward or have a mirror
Pear - July 27, 2008, 9:48 am
lol wut

DAMN YOU! - With all yer mexican talkin

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2/5
Butcher - December 27, 2008, 1:16 pm
This is portuguease, fellow!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:35 pm
Talvez eles estavam tirando sarro de pequenas mentes americanos.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:33 pm
Eu acho que a pessoa que fez este cartaz estava tentando ser sarcástico. (I think that the person who made this poster was trying to be sarcastic.)
clon - October 6, 2008, 4:10 pm
this is portuguese... but I don't think you can even write/read english... sorry... american.
clon - June 26, 2008, 7:53 pm
no es mexicano pendejo, es portugues
damma de copas - June 26, 2008, 6:54 am
se vc não sabe falar português, vá aprender

BUT IT'S SAD - And it's sweet, and I knew it complete

TAGS: billy joel
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by crystalballer2829

agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:06 pm
crystalballer2829 - January 28, 2010, 3:59 pm
Couldn't resist. Who doesn't like this song, honestly?
gil - January 27, 2010, 11:20 pm
La la la de de da sorry, too weak to resist
DrEvo82 - January 27, 2010, 10:44 pm
"When I wore a younger man's clothes" I like this one.
Derek - January 27, 2010, 8:58 pm
Not going to fill in the next line. It's a trap!
Bartimaeus - January 27, 2010, 7:35 pm
Well, at least the seat's down.
GreyScorpion - January 27, 2010, 7:33 pm
Bart, you like cold toliet seats don't you? ;)
Bartimaeus - January 27, 2010, 7:31 pm
Great lyrics, though.
GreyScorpion - January 27, 2010, 7:30 pm
MrRandom - January 27, 2010, 6:51 pm


TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.88/5

YES FOR GOD'S SAKE - of alt + f4

TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.84/5
Fail... - August 12, 2008, 9:06 pm
I waited to show up 'til the end...

FICTION - Just another excuse for women to bitch

TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.84/5

More motifakes by billy

Porcelina - March 9, 2009, 7:29 pm
Ironically, this ''hahah people and their'' is insulting others, claiming they are stupid, while making themselves appear to be a total neanderthal. CONGRATS ON YOUR TIMMY! If it's so bad, feel free to take your daddy's 9MM and blow your brains out.
HtD - March 9, 2009, 7:27 pm
You do realize that you're one the stupid people, right?
hah hah people and their - March 9, 2009, 7:16 pm
stupidity make me laugh.... and sometimes it makes me wish that this world would blow up....I'm so sick of it this world is fucked filled with retards we have no purpose....I sure hope something wipes out the human race..wow i went way off topic fast
NREEEOW - February 14, 2009, 5:53 pm
Sure, childbirth hurts, but what about kidney stones? Try squeezing a jagged glass marble through a straw.
Its True - December 18, 2008, 10:28 pm
Fact: Women have a higher pain tolerance than men.
krystal - December 11, 2008, 1:37 am
MENstrual cramps... MENtal anxiety... MENopause. isn't it funny how all our problems begin with men?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 6:18 pm
Tara, there is only pain in fucking around if you get caught!
RnR - October 16, 2008, 7:13 am
*hide behind anonimity and pseudos. You would think that billionaire supermodels would be such nasty creatures, would you? Me, i am a bastard IRL also :)
RnR - October 16, 2008, 7:12 am
Molly, yr mother might be a nice and lovable person with the same qualities as Ghandi otherwise, but reality is.. we dont know here, so we dont give flying F. Thats the internet for you: people become real mean bastards when they can hide behind anonimi
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 6:44 pm
Hey. There's only one douchebag here, and that's me. And, Molly, here's a little secret. Nobody cares. In fact, the more you bitch, the more we're gonna make fun of it.
Molly - October 15, 2008, 6:24 pm
u know u guys are douchebags my mother has a sickness that when she gets her period she is bed for days because it kills so much. that isnt fake.
Tara - October 10, 2008, 9:45 pm
1. We gave to deal with Menstruation - which DOES give cramps - hell, how dumb are you guys? 2. WE have to deal with childbirth - you just have to fuck around - and don't even TRY to say there isn't any pain in that. 3. Menopause - you all know we get scr
Liz - July 23, 2008, 2:35 pm
20 bucks says Eric's girlfriend is a bit pixilated.
Epic Winzor - July 15, 2008, 11:09 am
fiction- another way for women to act like their lives are so difficult. IT'S SO HARD GROWING TITS!

ROMANCE - It can happen at any time!

TAGS: comics humor pig love hillbilly
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

aPauling - August 22, 2008, 3:10 pm
I'd pork the other white meat!
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 2:03 pm
...so look out!


TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.7/5
Gabbe - April 21, 2009, 6:58 pm
Can't handle the truth? :P

NO EVEN STILL - there are none in this room they are all out killing

TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.69/5

I - Was looking at her tits

TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.54/5


time for a sing along -

TAGS: piano man billyjoel
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

ughomer - May 2, 2014, 2:29 am
Uptown girl, she's been a livin' in her uptown world. I bet she's never had a backstreet guy ~ I bet her momma never told her why...(Moooooooo would)
Airman - May 2, 2014, 12:00 am
Rob Ford's favorite
Airman - May 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
I knew Ug would come through
Airman - May 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
only pre-90's Joel allowed now
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2014, 10:42 pm
Downtown Cow.....best rock band name......Ever!
Greeny - May 1, 2014, 10:36 pm
says the downtown cow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2014, 10:27 pm
stop being such an uptown watermelon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2014, 10:26 pm
Sing us a song you're the piano man..... Sing us a song tonight!....(I annoy everyone at poker night by getting too drunk and singing Billy Joel songs)
GaryO - May 1, 2014, 10:08 pm
Nothing I s’pose, if I wore a younger man’s clothes
Greeny - May 1, 2014, 9:35 pm
It smells funny in here
Airman - May 1, 2014, 9:34 pm
what's wrong with tonic and gin?
GaryO - May 1, 2014, 7:16 pm
There's an old man sitting next to me, making love…..well that’s disgusting
ughomer - May 1, 2014, 4:21 pm
they sit at my bar and put bread in my jar...

ladies and gentlemen -

tombstones -

TAGS: billy mays oxiclean tombstone
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

ughomer - September 30, 2013, 10:32 am
Hah! Nobody grates me more than the deceased Billy Maze!

Billy Idol -


TAGS: where did you go billy
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:11 pm
LMFAO!!!! Magnificent!
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:29 pm
Just in case it hasn't been said before... You need serious help Bone. 5L
Airman - February 5, 2010, 10:38 am
5 floating billys.. good one bone
Grim [email protected] - February 5, 2010, 10:24 am
Wow. awesome
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:09 am
Thanks guys. You're you too kind.
pieman - February 4, 2010, 8:50 pm
Nice Bone. You just keep raising the bar.
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 6:15 pm
A perfect example of a 5L Motifake.
Fatt Matt - February 4, 2010, 4:23 pm


REPUTATION - Kill 4 people, and then hundreds of years later, you're a mass murderer.

MIGHTY PUTTY - It can fix anything except a broken heart. RIP BILLY MAYS

TAGS: billy mays and might putty it can fix anything but a broken heart
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by khaos4ng31

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 11:30 pm
Chipotle-away is a real thing?.....I'm so confused.
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 11:29 pm
However, if you target vote mine 1L... you'll need more than oxyclean and mighty putty.
khaos4ng31 - April 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
If you vote less than 4, then I understand how you feel, and I want you to know that without Billy, we would have no more OxyClean, no more Chipotle-away, and no more Mighty Putty.


TAGS: life time motivational post freedom speech thank you 500 confort mind imagination dream billy joel quote
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - August 27, 2009, 10:41 am
Congrats! :-)
RON - August 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
Congratulations On reaching!!!!!

NORFOLK - Where the Christmas turkey gets stuffed early.

TAGS: norfolk yokel incest hillbilly country
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by WhiteDevilAgain

ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 4:07 am
Looks suspiciously like Moooooooooooooooooo's mancave. Complete with split level milking stations.


TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.41/5
RACHEL - February 19, 2009, 8:58 pm
its money idiot
DotDotDot - February 3, 2009, 11:36 am
Why are all of those dirty socks stacked under your bed like that?
yon - October 12, 2008, 12:41 am
no subtext, learn to not fail!
Roamer - August 10, 2008, 10:08 am
Then your bed spontaneously combusts into flames.

BRITISH PLAYS - Still a tad gay

FINALLY - Alright Enis git the shotguns

TAGS: billy
Rating: 2.02/5
Scientist - September 16, 2008, 10:31 am
Mindfuck - I think the one on the far right is a baby horse.
RnR - July 23, 2008, 8:25 am
no, .22 or BB is more fun.. they live longer
Sean - April 27, 2008, 3:20 am
Shooting puppies with shotguns ... that's funny to you?


THAT BIKE - Is a piece of shit

TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.8/5

Even Billy -

HOLY PISS - what is that critter

TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.57/5

WELL WELL WELL - Whos teacher now!

TAGS: billy
Rating: 1.5/5
WhiteRaven - January 9, 2009, 3:37 am
How do I reach these keeeeds?
Sir - September 17, 2008, 2:43 pm
thats not even from the same episode
TigerKid - September 14, 2008, 10:19 pm

Challenged -

TAGS: challenged hillbilly political correctness urban
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Thedewd - August 15, 2017, 4:42 am
Appalachian Americans.

I may be wrong -

TAGS: billy joel parody
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:38 am
Ohhhh Uggie! That's so wrong, its right!!! I may be right, I know you're crazy! But on this sight, Its lunatics I'm looking for! 5L!

"I'm not movin' up - I'm movin' out!" -

TAGS: billy joel apartment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Iconoclast - November 18, 2014, 11:00 pm
movin' to a table in the Medical Examiner's office.


Foresight -

TAGS: country food storage hillbilly redneck
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

mizzdizz - January 9, 2016, 1:08 am
.....and an endless supply of the frozen beverage of your choice!
Pushkin - January 8, 2016, 11:19 am
Will you send me down a fan?
mizzdizz - January 6, 2016, 8:45 pm
LOL!!!!! You are going to motifake hell for that!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Pushkin - January 6, 2016, 8:10 pm
I'll probably get punished twice for that.
mizzdizz - January 5, 2016, 8:33 pm
chuckle, chuckle, that's makes it under-age drinking too!
Pushkin - January 4, 2016, 7:14 pm
Or possibly the smoke. The squirrel is under-aged after all.
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:11 pm
Too bad it got redboxed. Its funny! Must be the booze????LOL!
Pushkin - January 3, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm glad you liked it.
Pushkin - January 3, 2016, 2:51 pm
No, root cellar only has one meaning. It's just a poster about a funny country squirrel from the hills.
mizzdizz - January 3, 2016, 12:20 pm
Push, is this a funny poster about a squirrel with a corncob pipe and somebody's reading too much into it, or has the term root cellar have meaning I don't know about? People around here have the partially underground storage areas for real. 5L!